Dad Joke MuseumPlease groan responsibly.

The 12 wings

Pick a wing below to browse its exhibits. Each punchline stays hidden until you tap its setup.

The Halloween Wing

Costumes, carving and the neighborhood arms race. Groans after dark. 45 exhibits.

The Thanksgiving Wing

The table, the timing and the relatives. Second helpings of groan. 45 exhibits.

The Christmas Wing

Lights that donโ€™t work and a tree that leans. Wrapped and delivered. 45 exhibits.

The Classics Hall

The permanent collection: everyday groaners in their purest form. 20 exhibits.

The Cafeteria

Food and cooking jokes, served well done. 20 exhibits.

The Zoo Wing

The animal kingdom, taxidermied into puns. 20 exhibits.

The Science Lab

Peer-reviewed groaners. Results reproduce every time. 20 exhibits.

The Office Wing

Meetings and the trades. Punch in, pun out. 20 exhibits.

The School Wing

Classroom-certified. Safe to retell at recess. 20 exhibits.

The Garage

Tools, lawns, and cars. Measure twice, groan once. 20 exhibits.

The Great Outdoors

Campfires and thunderstorms, with nature doing the setup. 20 exhibits.

The Seasonal Gallery

Holidays and every season, evergreen all year. 20 exhibits.