Our tree leans slightly to the left.
We have decided this is a design decision.
Exhibit № 1 · The Christmas Wing
Lights that do not work and a tree that leans. Wrapped and delivered. 45 original exhibits — tap a setup for its punchline.
We have decided this is a design decision.
Exhibit № 1 · The Christmas Wing
Excellent at handling small complaints.
Exhibit № 2 · The Christmas Wing
He said he was pulling his weight.
Exhibit № 3 · The Christmas Wing
He says the walls are a little too tempting.
Exhibit № 4 · The Christmas Wing
It was feeling stretched.
Exhibit № 5 · The Christmas Wing
They achieve total failure within nine seconds of the tree.
Exhibit № 6 · The Christmas Wing
The bank asked about his long-term outlook.
Exhibit № 7 · The Christmas Wing
It had nothing better lined up.
Exhibit № 8 · The Christmas Wing
That child now receives everything in newspaper, by tradition.
Exhibit № 9 · The Christmas Wing
We joined in rather than admit we were eating.
Exhibit № 10 · The Christmas Wing
Too much mileage over a single night.
Exhibit № 11 · The Christmas Wing
The investigation continues.
Exhibit № 12 · The Christmas Wing
He said the season was getting on top of him.
Exhibit № 13 · The Christmas Wing
It had the right hook.
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This is now a two-day event with its own snacks.
Exhibit № 15 · The Christmas Wing
Purely professional curiosity.
Exhibit № 16 · The Christmas Wing
It was hanging by a thread.
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Only one of them is still standing.
Exhibit № 18 · The Christmas Wing
He was told the whole workshop is one.
Exhibit № 19 · The Christmas Wing
Somebody shook it up right before the holidays.
Exhibit № 20 · The Christmas Wing
Opening one requires paperwork and a professional.
Exhibit № 21 · The Christmas Wing
Progress has slowed considerably.
Exhibit № 22 · The Christmas Wing
It could not face another crowd.
Exhibit № 23 · The Christmas Wing
We compensate with a phone book from 1996.
Exhibit № 24 · The Christmas Wing
It says I love you and I respect your judgement.
Exhibit № 25 · The Christmas Wing
Management liked its reflective practice.
Exhibit № 26 · The Christmas Wing
Only she holds the key, and she has lost it.
Exhibit № 27 · The Christmas Wing
The list is now a spreadsheet nobody can sort.
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One night a year and then total silence.
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He describes it as tasteful.
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The horse has requested a transfer.
Exhibit № 31 · The Christmas Wing
It did not want to be tied down for the season.
Exhibit № 32 · The Christmas Wing
By December she cannot remember where any of it is.
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Nobody had the heart to explain inventory.
Exhibit № 34 · The Christmas Wing
It knew it would be torn apart and still be remembered.
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Planning permission was neither sought nor granted.
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It was, on reflection, a reasonable point.
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He did not want the heat that comes with it.
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This is the bravest thing I have ever witnessed.
Exhibit № 39 · The Christmas Wing
It is hiding a stand held together by hope.
Exhibit № 40 · The Christmas Wing
The roof had a serious icing problem.
Exhibit № 41 · The Christmas Wing
The tinsel is still in the carpet in August.
Exhibit № 42 · The Christmas Wing
Management pointed out the schedule.
Exhibit № 43 · The Christmas Wing
It was the only way to get a decent shelf.
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Everyone broke the agreement, independently, in secret.
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