My sourdough insisted it was finally ready for the oven.
I said I'd need proof.
Exhibit № 1 · The Cafeteria
The Cafeteria
Food and cooking jokes, served well done. 20 original exhibits — tap a setup for its punchline.
Why did the French pastry sail through airport customs?
It had nothing to éclair.
Exhibit № 2 · The Cafeteria
Why can't cafés keep secrets?
Everything leaks to the French press.
Exhibit № 3 · The Cafeteria
Why is tea such a good history teacher?
It's steeped in the past.
Exhibit № 4 · The Cafeteria
The Swiss cheese gave the detective an alibi.
It was full of holes.
Exhibit № 5 · The Cafeteria
How does gossip travel through a dairy?
Curd of mouth.
Exhibit № 6 · The Cafeteria
How did the garden finally end its feud with the butcher shop?
They squashed the beef.
Exhibit № 7 · The Cafeteria
Why was a police officer assigned to the vegetable garden?
Someone had to walk the beet.
Exhibit № 8 · The Cafeteria
Why don't they build submarines out of onions?
Too many leeks in that family.
Exhibit № 9 · The Cafeteria
What's the weather forecast for the herb garden?
Parsley cloudy with scattered chives.
Exhibit № 10 · The Cafeteria
How do mashed potatoes get to work in the morning?
They ride the gravy train.
Exhibit № 11 · The Cafeteria
How does a cucumber go professional?
Pickleball.
Exhibit № 12 · The Cafeteria
How did the new palace cook win over the king?
He curried flavor.
Exhibit № 13 · The Cafeteria
Why is the barbecue chef so hard to understand?
He's always speaking in tongs.
Exhibit № 14 · The Cafeteria
My colander tried to win the argument.
Its case just didn't hold water.
Exhibit № 15 · The Cafeteria
Did you hear about the fight between the oven and the fridge?
The oven got heated, but the fridge stayed cool.
Exhibit № 16 · The Cafeteria
The noodle shop finally bought a piano.
Now everybody plays Chopsticks.
Exhibit № 17 · The Cafeteria
Why are backyard chickens so full of fresh ideas?
They're free-range thinkers.
Exhibit № 18 · The Cafeteria
Our diner's prize egg just left for the restaurant across the street.
It got poached.
Exhibit № 19 · The Cafeteria
The cooking show saved its best spice episode for the very end.
What a season finale.
Exhibit № 20 · The Cafeteria
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