A museum of original dad jokes.
180 exhibits across nine wings, every one written for this museum. One goes up as Today’s Exhibit each day — the same joke for every visitor. Admission is free; the groans are yours to keep.
The wings
The Classics Hall
The permanent collection: everyday groaners in their purest form. 20 exhibits.
The Cafeteria
Food and cooking jokes, served well done. 20 exhibits.
The Zoo Wing
The animal kingdom, taxidermied into puns. 20 exhibits.
The Science Lab
Peer-reviewed groaners. Results reproduce every time. 20 exhibits.
The Office Wing
Jobs, meetings, and trades — punching in, punning out. 20 exhibits.
The School Wing
Classroom-certified. Safe to retell at recess. 20 exhibits.
The Garage
Tools, lawns, and cars. Measure twice, groan once. 20 exhibits.
The Great Outdoors
Camping, fishing, weather — nature is the setup. 20 exhibits.
The Seasonal Gallery
Rotating holiday exhibits, evergreen all year. 20 exhibits.
Need a game after the groans? Our sibling sites Word Game Library and Solitaire Library play unlimited rounds — same house rules: free, no accounts, nothing to install.
Questions people ask
Are these jokes original?
Yes — every exhibit in the museum was written for the museum. Nothing is scraped from joke sites or forums; when a joke here makes you groan, that groan is artisanal.
How does Today’s Exhibit work?
The date itself picks the joke — the same exhibit for every visitor, everywhere, chosen from the full collection. No account, no app, and the museum never closes.
Do you track my groans?
Only your browser does. The groan counter lives in localStorage on your device; nothing you do here is sent anywhere.